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Volume 72 August 2007
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Tips to create greater happiness with less Junk Mail
Professional Organizer of the 3rd-quarter 2007
August is Happiness Happens Month
Article - Happens In Business Too
Article - Lessons of Life

F R E E  Gift Certificate for Everyone
 August 15 is Best Friends Day (FREE file system for session booked this day!)
August 25-31 is Be Kind To Humankind Week  
(25% OFF your organizing or time management session scheduled for any day this week)
August is Happiness Happens Month (We'll do a complimentary organizing and efficiency presentation for group 15-30 people booked this month)
Gift of Success
Featured Business for August 2007 -  Golden Door Properties
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·         
Brain cancer has increased by 25% since 1973,
every year there are 185,000 more cases in the U.S.

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EMF linked to Autism in children
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Cancer linked to cell phones
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In this Issue:

Check out our Blog with great organizing tips and information at http://atozorganizingpros.blogspot.com/
Tips:
Greater happiness with less Junk Mail

Success Quote:
design your own life plan

Special Promotions
Day - Free Filing System
Week - 25% off Evaluation/Session
Month - Complimentary presentation

B2B Article:
Happiness Happens in Business Too!

B2B Article 2:
Lessons of Life

Improve Productivity In Less Than An Hour

What's New:
New organizing team members
New Affiliates

Testimonials:
thoroughness in the essentials
helping me to be more efficient
causing me to be cluttered

Featured Business
Golden Door Properties

Holidays and Important Dates

Sponsors

Joke of the month:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Workshops, seminars etc..

Organizing  Products
Priority Folders
Basic Residential Filing System
Ultimate Business Filing System
Ultimate Residential Filing System 
Vital Business Information
Vital Family Information

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Important Dates August 2007
 August Monthly Observances
Black Business Month
Cataract Awareness Month
Children's Eye Health & Safety Month
Children's Vision & Learning Month
Get Ready for Kindergarten Month
Happiness Happens Month
Learn Japanese Month
National Immunization Awareness Month
National Inventor's Month
National Win With Civility Month
Neurosurgery Outreach Month
Spinal Muscular Atrophy Awareness Month

 August Weekly Observances
World Breastfeeding Week: 1-7
National Clown Week: 1-7 Link
Exhibitor Appreciation Week: 6-10
National Fraud Awareness Week: 4-10
(This is sponsored by the FCC and has to do with phone & mail fraud.)
Psychic Week: 6-10
Don't Wait! Celebrate! : 6-12
Sturgis Bike Rally: 6-12
Elvis Week: 11-19
Knights of Columbus Family Week: 11-18
National Resurrect Romance Week: 12-18
Thanks For All The Gifts Week: 12-18
Weird Contest Week: 13-17
National Aviation Week: 13-19
Little League Baseball World Series: 17-26
Be Kind To Humankind Week: 25-31
Daniel Boone Days: 8/31-9/2

August Daily Observance 
Girlfriend's Day: 1
Lughnasa - 1 Link
National Urban Eden Day: 1
Respect For Parents: 1
Rounds Resounding Day: 1
Hypnosis Day: 2
Satchmo Day: 2
Braham Pie Day: 3
Coast Guard Day: 4
National Chocolate Chip Day: 4
National Mustard Day: 4
Women's Pro Football Day: 4
National Gymnastics Day: 4
Psychic Sunday: 5
Sister's Day: 5
Friendship Day: 5
Hiroshima Day: 6
National Fresh Breath (Halitosis) Day: 6
National Night Out: 7
Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day: 7
Professional Speakers Day: 7
The Date to Create: 8
Happiness Happens Day: 8
Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night: 8
National Underwear Day: 8
Filipina-American Recognition Day: 9
International Day of The World's Indigenous People: 9
Veep Day: 9
National Duran Duran Appreciation Day: 10
S'mores Day: 10
Kool-Aid Day: 10-12
Eleanor Roosevelt Day: 12
International Youth Day: 12
Vinyl Record Day: 12
Elvis Presley Commemoration Day: 12
National Garage Sale Day: 11
Herbert Hoover Day: 13
International Left Hander's Day: 13
National Navajo Code Talkers Day: 14
V-J Day: 14
Best Friends Day: 15
Chauvin Day: 15
National Relaxation Day: 15
World Day of Reiki: 15
Joe Miller's Joke Day: 16
Meaning of "Is" Day: 17
Men's Grooming Day: 17
Sandcastle Day: 17
Bad Poetry Day: 18
National Homeless Animals Day: 18
National Personal Chef's Days: 18-20
Aviation Day: 19
"Black Cow" Root Beer Float Day: 19
Sandcastle & Sculpture Day: 19
Southern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day: 22
Be An Angel Day: 22
Day For The Remembrance of The Slave Trade & Its Abolition: 23
Valentino Day: 23
Vesuvius Day: 24
National Waffle Day: 24
Kiss and Make Up Day: 25
National Second-hand Wardrobe Day: 25
National Dog Day: 26
Pony Express Day: 26
Women's Equality Day: 26
"The Duchess" Who Wasn't Day: 27
Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day: 28
Crackers Over The Keyboard Day: 28
According to Hoyle Day: 29
More Herbs, Less Salt Day: 29
National Holistic Pet Day: 30
National Toasted Marshmallow Day: 30 
Love Litigating Lawyers Day: 31


Holidays are listed at:
http://www.earthcalendar.net/  and  http://www.brownielocks.com

 

Tips to create greater happiness with less Junk Mail
Reduce Junk Mail:

One of the best ways to reduce paper clutter and interruptions is to stop them from getting to you in the first place.

We would like to make two important points regarding junk mail.

First, the Deceptive Mail Prevention and Enforcement Act, 39 USC 3001, specifically addresses the creation and maintenance of a Do Not Mail list by individual companies, much like the Do Not Call list.

Second, the United States Postal Service states that you are not required to accept any mail that you do not want, you may return it simply by writing the word "Refused" and putting it back in the mail without opening it. No fees will be charged.

Are all those pre-approved credit card and loan mailings driving you crazy? Do you know that banks buy your credit rating information from the credit reporting agencies? They have your name, address and your social security number; along with ratings of if your bills are paid on time and whom you owe money to. If you've been denied credit within the last 60 days, you can contact them for a free copy of your report; otherwise it'll cost you approximately $8.00. By the way all consumers are entitled to one free copy of their credit report each year, regardless of whether they were denied credit or for any other reason. Simply visit www.annualcreditreport.com

Four ways to reduce the amount of unsolicited third class mail you receive, like flyers, catalogs, pre-approved credit card and loan mailings.

1. Send a letter to each of the three major credit reporting agencies and request that they stop selling your credit rating information
a. Equifax Options P.O. Box 740123 Atlanta, GA 30374-0123
b. TransUnion Consumer Relations P. O. Box 2000 Chester, PA 19022-2000.
c. Experion- NCAC, P. O. Box 9701, Allen, TX 75013

2. You may contact the major credit reporting agencies by phone, just call one number 888-567-8688 to reach Equifax & Experion & TransUnion.

3. To reduce the amount of unwanted mailings—catalogs, etc. Send a letter to:
Mail Preference Service, Direct Mail Marketing Association, P.O. Box 9008, Farmingdale, NY 11735-9008
ADVO, List Maintenance, 2235 S Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85004-2909

Please note that it may take up to six weeks for your request to be implemented.


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Success Quote
"If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much." - Jim Rohn

Special Promotion August 15 is Best Friends Day (FREE file system for session booked this day!) It's time to clean out all that paper that you really don't need. Remember, if it's not auditable you can probably throw it out. You must mention this promotion when scheduling.  (*Valid in the Phoenix Metro Area Only)

Special Promotion August 25-31 is Be Kind To Humankind Week   Involve one or more friends or family members in your organizing or time management session and receive 25% OFF. Your session must be scheduled for any day this week) Inefficiency and clutter really does create stress. You must mention this promotion when scheduling. Call NOW 602-674-2649 (*Valid in the Phoenix Metro Area Only)

Special Promotion August is Happiness Happens Month We'll do a complimentary organizing and efficiency presentation for group of 15-30 people booked this month, a $350.00 value, when you tell us what your group is doing to promote this event.  Learning to prioritize and how to use the right tools for you will allow you more freedom to do what you love and gain peace of mind.  By working effectively you can have confidence in your future profits and still have time to do what you desire and deserve.  Learn ways to effectively deal with and significantly reduce stress and minutiae. A $350.00 savings, call now 602-674-2649  (*Valid in the Phoenix Metro Area Only)

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Testimonials
"Thank you for your consistent approach to prospective clients, your thoroughness in the essentials of organizational structure and time management. Your models, if applied, by your clients will save them a ton of grief and stress. Wishing your organizational staff the very best of success." Alfredo Gamez - Phoenix, Arizona 7/07

"Valerie, I will always appreciate the great job you did helping me to be more efficient. Congratulations on your well deserved successes!" Lisa Brady, Direct Marketing Professional in Greenwood Village, Colorado 7/07

"I have already recommended Colleen to many friends - two of whom have hired her and have been very satisfied and had her come more than once each. I really appreciated the encouragement for keeping my most valuable things and yet challenging me on what it was I really needed and what was just causing me to be cluttered." Ann P.  - Jeweler in Harrisburg, PA 7/07

"Lisa was a fantastic speaker at the meeting of the Mo-Kan Chapter of the American Business Women's Association! Everyone enjoyed her and her message on organizing." Meg B. in Lee's Summit, Missouri 7/07

"Diana continues to stick with a difficult task and is flexible with my crazy schedule. Great attitude and very patient! The greatest gain I experienced from working with her was peace of mind, relief and accomplishment.” Janet H. a Financial Services business owner in Dallas, Texas 7/07

Ann was extremely helpful and productive. She assisted me with an incredible amount of work for the time she worked with me. She explained things very well and did not judge me for the mistakes I had made prior to meeting her. I would refer to others and use her again. In fact I would not want to work with any one else." Brian M. an Attorney in Sacramento, California 7/07

“Diana is fabulous to work with! She is very motivating and helps me get the job complete. The master closet is so organized and I can see everything in the busy AM” Suzie G. a Homemaker in Richardson, Texas 7/07

"I will use Jeanne's services again and will definitely recommend her to my friends. I will be using this service in the future when I am ready to do our home garage. I appreciate that now I am able to find what I need with ease since we reorganized my closets, removing items that were not needed or being used.
We also organized my personal papers and she helped dispose of unneeded papers. She brought peace of mind knowing where things are at and everything having a place."
Velia R. a Pharmacy Tech in Paso Robles, California 7/07

Contact any of our team members at www.AtoZOrganizingPros.com/form_Contact_our_organizer.htm

Referral Program
$50 paid for every new client referral for organizing services (Phoenix market only)

We help clients create solutions
Our goal is total client service. We can take clients through the decision-making process of how to unclutter, what to keep and what to get rid of. Committed to the latest techniques and organizing innovations, A to Z Organizing Pros® has a reputation for fast, responsive and dependable execution.

We can help unclutter any packrat to organize their clutter in any disorganized space using our professional organizers. Transform your cluttered office, files, home office and home in to truly organized space. We'll even show you how to prioritize your daily tasks so you can get more done in less time.

Most of our clients double their income in the first year using the techniques we provide in our first session.

When you refer a new client to us, we will pay you $50.00. Contact us today 602-674-2649

B2B Article
Happiness Happens in Business Too
We had so many new testimonials last month that we believe it's time to invite you to review our list of testimonials from the beginning. There is sure to be one there that you can relate to. We have them listed by category as follows:

  • Small Business Home-Office
  • Networking
  • Schools / Corporations
  • Small Business
  • Real Estate and Property Management
  • Residential / Homes
  • Presentations / Workshops
  • Newsletters
  • MUCH MORE........

Simply visit our Testimonials Page at: www.AtoZOrganizingPros.com/Testimonials.htm

B2B Article 2
Lessons of Life
By Regina Brett, The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio

To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 50 lessons life taught me.
It is the most-requested column I've ever written.

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement, starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye, but don't worry, God never blinks.
16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living or get busy dying.
17. You can get through anything, if you stay put in today.
18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood, but the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Over prepare then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.
38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
42. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
43. All that truly matters, in the end, is that you loved.
44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
45. The best is yet to come.
46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
48. If you don't ask, you don't get.
49. Yield.
50. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

Happiness happens
Like rain happens. And the tide happens.

Happiness has little to do with you or me or my thoughts or your thoughts or anything we can do about them. And the only way we have to find happiness requires us to be there when it happens. Fully present and at our best.

The more playful we are, the more likely it is that we're present enough to recognize happiness.

The more fun we have the more likely that we'll embrace happiness.

The more profoundly playful, the more deeply fun, the more likely we are to be fully there, fully at our best, so happiness happens with us.
Courtesy of deepfun.com

Information about the dangers of cell phone usage
Health concerns show no sign of slowing the wireless expansion. So far only a few, faint warnings have been raised, mainly by people who are so sensitized to the electromagnetic radiation emitted by mobiles, their masts and Wi-Fi that they become ill in its presence. The World Health Organization estimates that up to three out of every hundred people are "electro sensitive" to some extent. But scientists and doctors - and some European governments - are adding their voices to the alarm as it becomes clear that the almost universal use of mobile phones may be storing up medical catastrophe for the future.

A recent authoritative Finnish study has found that people who have used mobiles for more than ten years are 40 per cent more likely to get a brain tumor on the same side of the head as they hold their handset; Swedish research suggests that the risk is almost four times as great. And further research from Sweden claims that the radiation kills off brain cells, which could lead to today's younger generation going senile in their forties and fifties.

There has been less concern about masts and relay antennas, as they emit very much less radiation than mobile phones. But people living - or attending schools - near them are consistently exposed and studies reveal a worrying incidence of symptoms such as headaches, fatigue, nausea, dizziness and memory problems. There is also some suggestion that there may be an increase in cancers and heart disease.

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A questionnaire is sent out 2-6 weeks in advance of the Lunch 'n' Learn for participants to complete. The seminar is then geared directly toward the needs of the group.  

We may present for groups of any size with pricing at $15-$30 per person with a minimum of 10 people (Travel and lodging may apply). Contact us at 602-ORGANIZE or 602-organize (602-674-2649)

What's New at A to Z Organizing Pros®
New Nationwide Organizing Team Member Joined Us In July

* * * Diana S. 07/07  Rowlett, Texas (Metro Area - TX, Dallas~Fort Worth)
Residential organizing: ADD/ADHD Children and Adults, Attics/Basements/Garages/Storage, Bathrooms, Bedrooms/clothes drawers, Car, Clothes Closet, Dining Room, Electronic Filing Systems, Entry, Front Hall, Kid's Room, Laundry Room, Living/Family, Great Room, Paper, Filing Systems, Closet Organizing, Kitchen/Pantry, Moving/Unpacking and Organizing, Office (Non-Business), Personal Errands, Household Papers, Inventory, Paper & Electronic
Business organizing: Electronic Filing Systems, Paper Filing Systems, Office-Commercial, Home Office, Office-Work/Business Office, Storage/Warehouse, Meeting Planner

Affiliations: National Association of Professional Organizers and Dallas Chapter - past board member (2005-2006)
Professional Organizer Since: November 2004
"Diana is fabulous to work with! She is very motivating and helps me get the job complete. The master closet is so organized and I can see everything in the busy AM” Suzie G. a Homemaker in Richardson, Texas 7/07
Organizing In: Allen, TX - Caddo Mills, TX, - Carrollton, TX - Dallas, TX - Farmers Branch, TX - Forney, TX - Frisco, TX - Garland, TX - Heath, TX - Highland Park, TX -  McKinney, TX - Plano, TX - Richardson, TX - Rowlett, TX - Rockwall, TX - Royse City, TX - Sachse, TX - Sunnyvale, TX - Terrell, TX - University Park, TX - Wylie, TX

Our New Affiliates
* * Colleen M.  07/07 Harrisburg, Pennsylvania (Metro Area - PA, Harrisburg~Lebanon~Carlisle)
Residential organizing: Attics/Basements/Garages/Storage Entry/Front Hall Kid's Room Living/Family/Great Room Paper Filing Systems Closet Organizing Kitchen/Pantry Office (Non-Business) Craft Rooms, Household Papers, Collections/Memorabilia/Photographs, Estate Organizing Estate Sales/Garages Group Training Moving/Relocation Public Speaking

Professional organizer since 4/06
Affiliations: NAPO

"I have already recommended Colleen to many friends - two of whom have hired her and have been very satisfied and had her come more than once each. I really appreciated the encouragement for keeping my most valuable things and yet challenging me on what it was I really needed and what was just causing me to be cluttered." Ann P. Jeweler in Harrisburg, PA 7/07
Organizing In: Camp Hill, PA- Carlisle, PA- Chambers Hill, PA- Dauphin, PA- Halifax, PA- Harrisburg, PA -Hershey, PA- Hummelstown, PA- Linglestown, PA- Marysville, PA- Mount Joy, Pa- Mechanicsburg, PA- Middletown, PA- New Cumberland, PA- Palmyra, PA- Steelton, PA- York, PA- Lancaster, PA- Coatesville, PA- Downingtown, PA- Exton, PA- West Chester, PA

We have 50+ new affiliates this month. Simply visit: http://www.AtoZOrganizingPros.com/shopping.htm

Links to Resources and Additional Event Listings
We recently added a new page to our web site to include some of the most sought after information for building your network of contacts. These resources can help you build your contacts for your family, business or just to get more involved in your community. Your feedback about these resources and the usefulness of this page is appreciated.
Simply visit: www.AtoZOrganizingPros.com/Links-SmallBusinessResources.htm

Featured Business for August 2007
Golden Door Properties   12/06

A division of Daisy Mountain Real Estate, Inc. Serving Scottsdale, Carefree & all of the Phoenix-metro Arizona area. We are committed to providing clients the highest level of personalized and customized real estate services. Today's complex real estate market demands a team approach. At Golden Door Properties, we offer integrated solutions to real estate challenges, providing client with innovation service. Contact Doreen Drew & Amy Wylie at 800-980-6188

Sponsors
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For information about contacting one of our sponsors, to become an A to Z Organizing Pros® sponsor or to advertise in our monthly “Organizing You eNews” please contact us at 602-674-2649. 

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Joke of the month
Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!

RALPH NADER:
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH:
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross!

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side'. That's what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
peace.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:
It was an historic inevitability.

CAPTAIN KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken had ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook....and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE:
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken "THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD." And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

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Promotion of your business

A to Z Organizing Pros® is looking for helpful business-to-business success building information.   We would like to publish your business informational article in our monthly “Organizing You eNews”. 

Write and article - The type of article A to Z Organizing Pros® is looking for is information that is directed to and for business owners to use to improve their business operations.  Ideas for article may cover such topics as advertising, finance, health benefits, employee benefits, workplace efficiency, marketing, networking opportunity preparation, business secrets and any information that you have used in your business and believe will help another business to be successful.

Simply write an article of 300 words or less in your area of expertise.  Submit it to A to Z Organizing Pros®.  Place your article in the comments section. All articles will be reviewed for appropriate content.  Your name and company link to your web site or your name and telephone number will be displayed at the end of the article. Simply complete the online form at www.AtoZOrganizingPros.com/form_contact_ou.htm .

Your business informational article may only be accepted in email form by our staff.  Articles must be submitted by the 15th of the month to be considered for the following months publication.

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Toot Your Horn - For Clients Of A to Z Organizing Pros® To Promote Business
Current and previous A to Z Organizing Pros® clients may be featured as the “Business of the Month” send in 300 words or less.  Submit information you would care to share with the “Organizing You News” Newsletter readers.  All information submitted will be reviewed for appropriate content.  Your name and your business name and contact information will be displayed at the beginning of your article.  Simply complete the online form at www.AtoZOrganizingPros.com/form_contact_ou.htm

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Advertising in our Monthly eNewsletter,
and Online Marketing

The Organizing You News eNewsletter is distributed monthly to over 4,500 email subscribers and is printed quarterly and distributed to over 100 new businesses. The newsletters are all archived on the A to Z Organizing Pros® Web site for review at any time by our over 200,000 Web site visitors per year.

FREE - A single posting of your FREE event on the Events page ONLY.

PLATINUM -  $400.00 Billed Annually  This package includes GOLD, and BRONZE. A $500.00 Billed Annually  value.  All advertising displayed is business card size. Your name and company link to your web site or your name and telephone number may be displayed in the ad.

GOLD - $300.00 Billed Annually  Posting in the Organizing You News monthly eNewsletter ONLY.

BRONZE - $100.00 Billed Annually  Posting of your Web site link and brief description (256 characters or less) of your business on the Link-Exchange page. PLEASE NOTE* Your link may be placed on this page FREE as an EXCHANGE when our link is on your Web site.

The Events page has a list of events for review at any time by our Web site visitors.

Our Link Exchange page has links from business we believe would benefit our clients.

Simply complete our Contact Us form.  In the comments section let us know the advertising plan of your choice. Once we receive your request we will contact you by email to confirm your information and have you send your logo as a GIF. We will then invoice you and publish your information once payment has been received. You may contact our advertising department at 602-674-2649 today for more information.

Permission to reproduce The Organizing You eNews with proper credit is freely given and encouraged!

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